raedas

you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

raedas

the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

raedas

hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

sepulchral-pulchritude

yeah Girl (genus: tiktok) and Girl (genus: tumblr) are radically different beasts

if tumblr started calling smthn Girl Dinner it would mean either eating pussy/sucking dick or cannibalism.

nature-nerd-sarah

girldinner (tiktok) vs girldinner (tumblr):

A stock image of two cherry tomatoes on a plateALT
A stock image of some vultures eating a gnu carcassALT

sigmadecay

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

sigmadecay

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”