Gay as hell to be an evil spirit. What do you need to possess people for? To be inside other men?
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
yeah Girl (genus: tiktok) and Girl (genus: tumblr) are radically different beasts
if tumblr started calling smthn Girl Dinner it would mean either eating pussy/sucking dick or cannibalism.
genuinely well composed this is like seriously a super intriguing work of art. id buy this as a painting
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
"WHERE'S FORGOR" you will never believe what I did .
Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long

why
I love this thing
hexpress
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now







